this is my fave
Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
|—||Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup (via handcraftedinvirginia)|
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
This scene just gets sadder and sadder the older I get.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife