Sexual orientation: Jamie Benn’s playoff goals
wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
So Seguin just went on a huge murder spree on his way to TX?
bitch was pissed
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
i was gonna get angry bc i thought you were gonna be an asshole but then it was awesome
The Race to Sixteen Wins
→ Sunday, April 20th, 2014
the infinite struggle of wanting the avalanche to win but wanting their piece of shit goalie to crash and burnThere are no “piece of shit” goalies in the NHL.
idk man i think beating your girlfriend totally qualifies you as a piece of shit
↳ 1/10 Players: Danny Briere
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?
just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag